RAHM EMANUEL’S PHONY OUTRAGE OVER THE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CASE BEING FREED BY GEORGE SOROS EARNS HIM THE FIRST ANNUAL TWEED AWARD!

by

Boo Feeder

The crocodile tears, the quivering chin and the waving fingers when the mayor of Chicago feigned outrage over the dismissal of charges against actor Jussie Smollett has earned him our fist annual Tweed Award. Congratulations Mayor Emanuel! Your golden tweed crying towel will be sent to you sometime, just wait for it.

Who of you actually believe Emanuel didn’t know the truth behind the charges being tossed in the circular file by Cook County state’s attorney, Kim Foxx, who recused herself then un-recused herself to drop the charges? To all that said ” I did! “, I have a lifetime subscription to ‘Suckers Weekly’ to sell you, just send me your banking and credit card info along with all your passwords. Foxx, Obama and Emanuel were all backed by George Soros and when he says Jump! they say “We’re high!”. Maybe that should be “How high?” but when it comes to being lemmings to the most powerful communist in the world, any positive response works.  The plea for Smollett’s freedom came via Soros who gave millions to Obama and Emanuel to be his surrogates and three hundred thousand to Kim Foxx to be the Illinois state attorney to free criminals that are doing his bidding.

The proof of colluding with The Furor ( George Soro, a NAZI soldier in WWI, prefers the title of Furor over Commander ) is found in a bug our crack spy department planted in the case of The Game’s gangsta rap CD, ‘Blood Dreams’ in Ms. Foxx’s office at the Cook County Courthouse. Here is a small part of what we heard”

” Foxy? That you?” a familiar voice began.

“Yes, this is she. Who is this? Michelle? Is that you?” answered and asked Ms. Foxx.

“Girl! I need you to do us a big solid. Like REALLY hard and a REALLY quick as Usain Bolt you got to set my boy free! You hear me Kimmy? Put Jussie on the free side. You do that, right home-girl? ” She said in her best street-style vernacular that sounded as phony as Hillary Clinton asking for hot sauce on her filet mignon.

“But what about the mayor? Rahm is not going to like this, honey. No, he won’t like that at all. Rahm told me last night at Goosefoot that he was going to make Smollett his ticket to the White House in 2020. No, sweets, Rahmmy won’t go for this at freaking ALL!”

A different, much younger sounding voice chimed in with “Now Foxy, you think we don’t have that covered? Shee-It girl! Emanuel is all in. Bet! Our furor got him straight, Heil Soros! Then Barry told Rahm that acting all choked up about Jussie’s exoneration by you would track a hell of a lot better than him locking up a friend of ours. Our pollsters have been on it all week and, believe that!, if Emanuel turns up the tears and fake-fights with you, our people will de-freaking-MAND a Run Rahm Run! chant from now until November 2020! Once we are all back in that house we gone paint it black. Blee-that homey!”

” Oh shit! George didn’t say nothing about it when I axed him what to do about Juss boy. He just said that I know what to do but you know me, I’m not good at thinking for myself! ” Foxx said with a chuckled ending.

” Listen up. You know them bastards at FoxNews is going to aks you about that recusing bullshit. You say you didn’t recuse yourself for real! Tell them that’s a word that comes from our slavery past. Didn’t mean shit and how dare them for being such bigots!” This came from the first caller. Very direct, very firm orders.

” Bigots! Yes Maam! Call them bigots, that always works! “

The conversation went on with the women fawning over each other with more lies and false promises than Boss Tweed in Tammany Hall which leads me to this inaugural award. Who better to receive it than the mayor of Chicago himself? He stood at the bank of microphones next to his chief of police ( who, by the way, knew nothing of the okie-doke move set up by George Soros, Michelle Obama, Kim Foxx, et al ) shaking his head, hands and feet claiming disgust at the dismissal of charges. His acting was SO good that the media fell for it but those of us with a sensitive BS meter ( and a bug in the DA’s office! ) can not let it pass. You, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, are the first to be dis-honored with a gold color crying towel made of tweeded cloth made in China. Wear it well Rahmmy and Cry Rahm Cry to the losers seat at the 2020 election!

JUSSIE SMOLLETT SAYS BERNIE SANDERS MADE HIM LIE TO CHICAGO POLICE!

Feb. 21, 2019

by

Boo Feeder

 

Actor Jussie Smollett was arrested today for lying to the Chicago Police when he claimed that he was the victim of Trump supporting black Nigerian brothers in one of the most wealthy, liberal areas of the city. Despite the obvious ironies of the story that spelled “FAKE NEWS!” in big, bold letters, the main stream media and all others with Trump Derangement Syndrome clung to Smollett like flies on doo-doo.

It didn’t take a rocket scientist to smell the rotten fish in the story at first telling. Nigerians wearing MAGA hats? Trump supporters in a neighborhood that voted 100% for Trump? A tiny little scratch on the actor who claims he was “attacked” with bats and a rope? An actor going on GMA with his unbelievable story and not one single question was asked him by host, Robin Roberts, to question his reliability? Hey Roberts, the guy is an ACTOR and you didn’t think that he might be pulling the fuzz over your eyes? Really?? In less than 48 hours the truth was revealed by none other than the black superintendent of Chicago police, Eddie Johnson, who rightly admonished the soon-to-be-former Empire star for resurrecting the noose as a weapon for lynching a black man.

Smollett, or Smelly as he has been nicknamed by a soon-to-be-former boyfriend, was let back on the mean streets of Forest Glen then swept up by his entourage. It was in his soon-to-be-repossessed stretch Mercedes AMG GLS 63 SUV that I, Boo Feeder, was able to get an exclusive interview. I told him I was a freeloader with MSNBC and was totally sympatico with the indeferential plight to exasperate the racismical dimension of the division he is a victim of.  (no surprise, he bought that line of on-the-fly made up double talking doo-doo)

” Buzzboo? Yeah man, I think I heard of you. Buzzboo Feeder, right? Yeah, I mean straight up dude, this whole business? Shit man. It wasn’t me! That old white cracker, Bernie Sanders, made me do it! ” Poor Jussie was on his knees said while picking at the carpet. For what?

No point in correcting the guy, I asked what Bernie Sanders had to do with him lying to the police.

” He calls me, right? Says we got to stand up against Donald Trump! Says if we make everyone know what racist homophobes the Trump Nation is, we can kick that bastard out of the White House, tits sweet. Crazy ass cracker! ” His nose was embedded in the plush carpet so deep I had a hard time understanding his whining. 

” That’s toots not tits. No matter to you I guess. So Senator Sanders uses you to impeach the president? What the hell are you doing down there Mr. Smollett? “

” Crumbs! I need crumbs! Ha! Got one! ” With that he jumps back in his seat and pulls a glass pipe out of his pants and lights a fire to a crumb of what? Crack cocaine? Meth? Heroin? Whatever it was he blew out a cloud of blue smoke then said ” I AM all that Buzzy Boy! I can put that golden bigot-ass bitch back in the sewer he come out of! I AM JUSSIE! I AM JUSSIE THE ONE TO DO IT! 

Bernie know it, that why he calls me, right? Says Look son, call out your boys and tell them to get MAGA hats, bats, ropes and bleach then meet you on the corner. Don’t forget the MAGA hats! Then they fake-fight with you just enough to scratch your face then you call the POlice. Say they called you racial and homophobe slurs. Tell the POlice they said Trump will deport all black gay men along with all Mexicans and Muslims. Don’t forget the MAGA hats, he says again. As if I going to forget that! “

Smollett scratch the pipe with a penknife then takes another toke. “So I do it, right? So I …what was I saying Bubbs? Damn that shit is GOOD! ” Back on his knees he continued ” So, oh yeah! I tell the POlice like Bernie says, I tell all my friends what happened as if it really did then I get invited to Good Morning America, CNN and MSNBC. Man that Sanders cracker is doing me a solid, so I think. Knocking off Trump is good but holeeee shit! I’m gonna get PAID! Empire peeps gonna have to pay me one million per episode when this is over! This arrest is BOGUS I tell you! Bernie said IF I get caught he would bail me out. Said I was the modern-day Man Sure Candidate! Said I would be known around the world as the man that took down Trump! YES SURE MAN! Make that two million per, Bucko Boy! “

Of course what he meant was Manchurian Candidate but why tell the guy who was puffing on crumbs? On that point, he was right. This poor lost soul digging in his soon-to-be-repoed souped up ride’s carpet is brainwashed alright. The likes of Bernie Sanders, CNN, MSNBC and the majority of the media and Hollywood have succeeded in brainwashing an entire generation of weak-minded conformists. Sad to say, Smollett will be a martyr for all those “candidates”. He’ll lose his job, go to jail for a spell then come out to write a screenplay for Netflix that he will star in. Might even get this sweet ride back in his garage. 

With all that unsaid, I asked Smollett what in the hell he was digging for? ” What are you smoking, Jussie? “

” Me, Buzzbo? Why I’m smoking FAME! All balled up in little white rocks, FAME, my man! Want some? “

” No, Smollett, I’ll pass “. And pass we did not. A fleet of tow trucks surrounded the GLS then fought over who was there first. Who was going to get the reward for repossessing the vehicle that carried Jussie Smollett who would soon be touted a hero by the likes of Don Lemon et al. 

He was left standing on the side of the road hollering ” My Fame! My FAME! Come back here with MY FAME! “

Some hero, eh Bernie?