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PETER STRZOK AND DEMOCRAT SENATOR’S REWRITE WEBSTER’S DICTIONARY IN A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING!

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July 12, 2018

by Boo Feeder

The one most glaring outcome thus far in today’s public hearing with FBI agent Peter Strzok, is the most liberal use of Webster’s Dictionary definitions of “gentleman” and “bias”. Neither word has ever been so challenged by the likes of Democrat Congress members Jerrold Nadler, Elijah Cummings, Sheila Jackson Lee et al who have acted nothing like “gentlemen”. Addressing them as “Your Arrogance” or “Your Smirkiness” would be more poignant for these people who have no interest in finding the truth in how Peter Strokes’ bias interfered with his leadership in the Trump-Russia farce. Bias, per Peter and his cohorts, exists only on the right and in the studio’s of Fox News. How dare Trey Gowdy think that Strzok saying Trump will lose the election 100,000,000 to Zero if adultering Peter and Lisa had anything to do with it is biased! That’s like saying water can only flow downhill. How absurd!

Aside from creative definitions, the Democrats came into the hearing today each with talking points to further their agenda, and I, Boo Feeder, has the evidence! In as much as the FBI would want you to believe that their agents are above the law and act without bias, there is nothing more scathing than a woman scorned. Lisa Page, the cheating lover/sex mate of Peter Strzok, did learn a few tricks at the FBI besides the art of getting laid in the supply closet completely unnoticed by an office full of detectives. She was able to tap into the Democrat talking points memo that was handed out to all on the left side of the aisle and sent it to yours truly. A mistake by the gummy woman, you say? Yes! She meant to send it to the manager of a porn site that has promised her fame and fortune since being canned by the agency, Mr. Boob Feeler. As a matter of nothing less than Divine Intervention, I have the memo meant for Mr. Feeler and am happy to share it with you.

To one and all in the house:

1) Call “point of order” at every chance! Take turns, do not holler all at one time lest it look conjured. Throw in “Point of ( fill in the blank eg Law,  Parliamentary Procedure, Sexual Dysfunction – ha! gotchya! There is no such thing..yet!)

2) Scream out “Why are we here?!” when it’s your turn, or even when it isn’t.

3) Be sure to call out “Children are being separated by Trump! And we are wasting time on a bs (bullshit) hearing!”

4) Impeach Impeach Impeach!! Re-effing-sist! The coup de grass (as in the doobie we’ll all be smoking at the end of the day) will be in walking out En Masse! At precisely 5:00 pm, all Democrat Socialists Walk The Eff OUT!

5) Be indignant! The nerve of these flag waving, red white and blue fascists questioning our main man!

6) Cheating on a wife does not mean you’re dishonest! Like, who doesn’t taste a different piece of pie once in a while? Be for real people! Don’t let the bastards call our boy corrupt!

7) Remember to do what we do best – Point fingers and create chaos! C’mon y’all SUYA! You know, Step Up Your Ass!

8) Everybody, heads up. Peter Stroker has that self-righteous, arrogant look Down The Effing Pat! Take notes, copy that look. Eyebrows squinched down, eyes squinted, mouth agape in bewilderment that anyone would question his/your integrity. He does that look without effort, so can you!

9) Interrupt at all costs, especially that Gowdy guy. Shout him out! Children, Abortion and ICE should be fixed, not grilling a fellow socialis…Democrat.

10) Last but not least – RESIST! This is our best chance to show why we need a global government. This “America” thing is o-l-d. Free healthcare! Free housing! Free Food! Free money! Free cars! Free weed!!

The one most important takeaway from watching these clowns on CircusTV is this: VOTE! There can be No excuse to not exercise your right to vote. Left, right, middle, just vote these poor excuses for public servants out of DC. Out of the USA would be better but that’s too much to ask for. Isn’t it??

 

 

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THE TRUTH WHY THE RED HEN OWNER KICKED OUT SARAH SANDERS WILL MAKE YOU CRINGE!

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Boo Feeder

June 25, 2018

In the former slave owning town of the first American civil war sits a slumpy little eatery that garners barely one out of five stars, The Red Hen owned by Stephanie Wilkinson in Lexington, VA. If the Rebel general Stonewall Jackson were watching from his home across the street, he would have formed a brigade to cheer the sight of White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and her family being kicked to the curb from the restaurant. “Separating illegal immigrants is no less vile than separating the town’s slaves from their owners!” The haunting voice of General Jackson could be heard without aid of an EVP machine and the pareidolia that’s ensued is felt by an entire nation.

The political left has become so unhinged from reality that stirring up their deep rooted anger has become folly for the world’s most terrible tyrant, George Soros. His minions have over 150 organizations aimed at one impossible goal: Global Domination. Would it be a surprise to learn that his Open Society Institute has bought and paid for yet another pawn in Ms. Wilkinson? Would she dare follow orders to make a spectacle of the Sanders family thus jeopardizing her business? The obvious answers are No and Yes. Soros has been buying politicians and pundits for decades now, paying a mere pittance to a pitiful place of pantry is as easy as feeding corn to a hen.

Another of the Soros machine’s puppets, Maxine Waters (D-CA), is now laying the grounds for Civil War II. She is calling for the mentally challenged leftists to take up arms against Republicans. The “arms” referred to are ones attached to our shoulders but if history is any portent, the globalists that want open borders to hoard the world’s population under the leadership of one dictator, or “furher” should Soros live long enough, “arms” will be in the form of lead bullets.

The sign in the dirty window of the Red Hen that reads LOVE IS THE ONLY FORCE CAPABLE OF TRANSFORMING A FRIEND INTO AN ENEMY would be ironic if it wasn’t posted by such a hypocrite. What Ms. Wilkinson should have included was “UNLESS THEY ARE REPUBLICANS”. Truth and civility be damned.

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June 25, 2018 at 4:10 pm

Boo Feeder Reports TRUMP RIPS CHILDREN FROM ARMS OF MOMS TO THROW IN A TENT CITY! And The Sycophants That Believe It!

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Updated 6/18/2018

Some media are making up headlines like TRUMP BUILDS TENT CITIES FOR CHILDREN TORN FROM THE ARMS OF THEIR MOTHERS! and, sadly, the angry mob of leftest lemmings believe it. What they should do with preposterous reports like that is check the facts before feeding their need for anything anti-Trump. To be fair, checking and triple checking facts is what we all need to do with today’s agenda driven media.  

CNN and MSNBC published a photo of children of illegal immigrants lying in waste in hot cages. Their headline was that Donald Trump was caging innocent kids. What they didn’t admit to until they had to was that the picture was five years old when the Deporter-In-Chief, Barack Obama, was responsible for imprisoning immature immigrants. The lie was exposed but the maya culpa, of sorts, came in a half sentence at a time when their diminutive audience was even smaller.

The #TENTCITY that is the subject of this post must be clarified. It is true that the Trump administration is looking for answers to the dilemma of children of those that chose to cross the border illegally. They are either sent over the border by their parents knowing that the USA will care for them, or, they are left behind by parents or guardians who have broken the law by coming across the border illegally. What to do with them is a problem that needs solved by the right And the left. Schumer and Pelosi need to gin up their base to work on solutions with the Trump administration. Their message of Resist! gets nothing done. Nobody wants to see children suffer at the expense of their guardians. The Left must STOP the lies and using innocent children as pawns to further their agenda. 

The left is best at pointing fingers aways from the culpable ( see previous post of May 31 MSNBC, CNN, THE NETWORKS AND CHELSEA CLINTON GIVE TRUMP THE FINGER!.  The likes of the angry mob will tell you that it’s not the parents who’ve chosen to break our laws with their children in tow who are at fault. It is that bigot, misogynist ogre Donald Trump rounding up poor innocent children, as if their parents are heaven-sent angels on earth. So, it was DJT who yanked kids out of Mexico just to let them swelter in a hot, Texas warehouse. Really? YES! The sycophants would holler after checking their intelligence and common sense in at the slippery gates of the DNC. There are children held in a warehouse to be sure but to say they lay in unbearable conditions is yet another lie. The innocents are fed, bathed and cared for by medical doctors and psychologists. In most if not all cases, they are in much better shape than in days prior to the illegal acts of their parents or custodians.

One more fact that must be outed is why there are so many children from Central America and Mexico being shuffled into the USA under cover of night. The quick answer beside of the Bush and Obama rules that called for the rounding up of these children for deportation, is MS-13. The murderous gang rustles up poor parents south of the border then scams their lifelong savings from them with the promise that the children will be taken into the USA where foods and riches will await them. The sad truth is that once the thugs smuggle the innocents over the border, they are left alone to fend for themselves or die from exposure,

Put two and two together and you get what’s really going on in this sad situation. The Democrat party who build their base with the poor and disenfranchised. They do it with the African-American communities and now with the Latino immigrants. The level of compassion for those peoples can be seen in American cities where they are kept in poverty year after year, decade after decade. Keeping the poor dependent on the Government assures votes for the Democrats. Right? NO! Believe it or not Ms. Pelosi, the minorities may be poor, for now, but they are not by any means, stupid. And neither are we. The alt-left media and many politicians are using the children of illegal immigrants not only for future votes but they are doing it to line their pockets with dirty money. The drug trade that also uses the children as mules and smugglers pay to keep their business going. How surprised would you be to learn that politicians and pundits alike are being paid by MS-13 and the Mexican drug cartels? I leave that for you to answer. I know mine! 

As mentioned prior, check then check again these facts. It will take some work and plenty of reading between the lines but that’s the only way to get the truth out of a free press that has no problem screaming FIRE! in a crowded theater after spilling a drop of their 56 shot, 14 pump latte.

 

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June 14, 2018 at 5:14 pm

THE CRAZY AS A FOX COMEDIAN MICHELLE WOLF SAYS THE JOKE’S ON YOU!

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Hello! I, Boo Feeder, your dedicated truth detector, has found yet another nasty nugget of news and an important history lesson for you.

Adolf Hitler’s path to power became possible by personal imputations. Nazi’s floated false claims, or “fake news” as it’s known today, by charging those that stood in their way to fascism with being “mentally ill”, “liars”, “narcissism” and “ugly”. The Nazi’s also made their antisemitism known as plainly as the sun in the sky. Admirers far and wide including right here in the USA wore swastika jewelry, secretly applauded the “final solution” in Europe and were happy to stay out of the war in Germany, Poland and the UK. In 1939 a whopping 80% of Americans wanted nothing to do with stopping Hitler’s maniacal aggressions. It is said that FDR held a letter from abroad informing the president of what was happening to the Jewish people. It is very probable that he kept the USA out of the way of the Nazi’s until it became clear that Hitler had eyes on America once he had control of Europe, Russia and England. It is possible that it wasn’t the annihilation of the Jews or the killing of millions of other innocents that changed Roosevelt’s mind to enter the war, it was the thought of losing power for him and the Democrat party that compelled war to be declared against Germany.

Contrary to what has been taught in schools, the Democrat party was the bastion of hate and bigotry since the 1800’s. They were so adamant to keep their slaves, the Democrats brought about a civil war to keep their “blacks” in servitude and so hateful that they began and populated a gang call the Ku Klux Klan well into the 1960’s and beyond. The mantra of  “we’re for the common man and the impoverished peoples” was not then nor is now a call for aiding the minority but a diabolical plan to control and grow the few into the many thus manipulating majority votes in the Democrats favor with a “fuher” to be named later with George Soros being the obvious choice. Eight billion dollars will buy plenty of politicians, newspapers and media personnel, but it will not buy eternity.  Sorry George. 

With all that in mind, you can understand the frustration of the left and why they are now gaging an onslaught in the news rooms, television shows, movie theaters and yes, on the comedy stage to manipulate your mind. They can not, will not, accept their loss to Donald Trump who felt the pulse of middle America and balanced their fears with hope. Not the shallow hope of Obama or the entitled hope of Hillary Clinton but real hope from a man who has not spent a lifetime wallowing in the sewage that is Washington DC. Michelle Wolf’s rant against Sarah Sanders and every other Republican inside and outside the room was not an act of “comedy”, it was an act of impending domination. And, lucky for you, I have the proof!

Found in a trash can in the ladies room at the Washington Hilton by an “attendant”, was a crumpled slip of paper with “talking points for MW”. On that small, wrinkled yellow piece of pulp were enough words to fill the Devil’s Bible:

  • Attack the press secretary as ugly, moronic.
  • Suggest sex slavery. Stormy is on board with whatever you make up!
  • Deny an agenda then act on it! Trump is a broke buffoon. He hates women, blacks, browns and Jews.
  • Trump colluded with Russia. Can’t say that enough!
  • Republicans are bigots. Can’t say that enough!
  • Pussy pussy pussy. Yours, his and everyone on the right is up for grabs
  • Trump thinks Mexicans are demons and he hates Puerto Rico. Don’t forget PR!
  • Trump loves the French president Macron. Like Really loves Macron as Cooper loves Maisani
  • Liars liars liars. Trump and his minions are all liars. Don’t forget Fox News liars!
  • Abortion is not murder! Say it as if it’s the choice of a sneaking senator.
  • Flint water is Trump’s fault.

To be fair, Michelle Wolf did a bang up job as a crazy as a fox “comedian”. She made her nineteen minutes at the Hilton stage last for days that will undoubtedly become weeks and months. Her diatribe will endure right up to November by the likes of CNN, MSNBC and the three networks. Wolf’s memoirs will, no doubt,  be published this fall.

Thank God nobody actually watches those long lost behemoths any more. They have become what they fear the most:

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WHAT’S IN THE PENNSYLVANIA WATER? Planned Parenthood, Santorum & Helsel are drinking Crazy Water!

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Boo Feeder

March 29, 2018

It is now confirmed by my tireless sources that  water taken from the former state institution for the mentally deranged, Buckley Springs Hospital, was bottled and sold as “spring water for your brain!”. The first three orders of “Crazy Good Water” were given away at no charge and it’s no secret who those lucky recipients were. Former US senator Rick Santorum, Blue Mountain school superintendent David Helsel and Planned Parenthood Keystone each welcomed a free case of “spring” water. As it turns out, the slogan should be ” spring water on your brain!”

 

The insanity came first from Helsel who mandated a bucket of river rocks be placed in the classrooms to thwart an attempt by a madman with a gun. Picture that:

 

“Okay boys girls and those that have not decided your sex, there’s someone at the door with a Tommy gun. Be calm and come up to my desk single file, take one rock then return to your seats. When I say “toss!” gently throw your rock at that masked person who must have had a sad childhood and just needs a lot of love and empathy. Aim for his feet! No need to hur…..” Thud.

 

The second bottle of H2O was consumed by the Pennsylvania office of Planned Parenthood who sent out a tweet saying that if only a Disney princess killed a baby, there would be so much more support for their mission to murder even more than the 30,000 children in Pennsylvania alone they flushed and/or filleted last year. This was overheard in The Gutted Goose Bar and Lounge in south Philly:

 

“Shit, damn, shit. That goddammed Fox News put out that tweet like it was something bad. Cee Cee called and said I had to take it off Twitter ’cause, shit, like it’s wrong to ask for help from Disney! You know? If we had one of them princess girls getting abortion it would be Pay Day! And what if we could televise it! PP would be flush! We could get more money, get rid of my old ass 2016 M5 Beamer and get one of them new i8’s. Be so fly! Shit, damn, damn, damn that Fox News! What do they want? A million more screaming ratass babies running through the hood every year? Here’s news for ya Fox, it ain’t a goddam baby till WE say so! Now get out there and find me a girl that wants to eliminate that problem inside her but make it a RICH girl or better yet, a CELebrity! Imagine that. The star of Disney’s next blockbuster movie splayed on steel table getting treatment in live, living color!” She went on with the hate inspired rant but my source was crying too loud to decipher the rest of the Planned Parenthood’s employees conversation.

 

Last but not least of the madness came out of the man who wants to be president of the United States, former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum. His answer to mass shootings in schools? Learn CPR, don’t march for gun control. Really senator? Imagine:

 

A nineteen year old extremely disturbed boy who has had dozens of warning calls gone unheeded by the police and the FBI walks into a school with a rifle and starts shooting. The victims, per the Crazy Water influenced brain of Mr. Santorum, should administer CPR while their friends are being attacked. 

 

“Okay Trey! I’ll give mouth to mouth to the girls, you do the boys. And don’t forget to squeeze!”

 

“Why do I do the boys? I ain’t like that Sophia. Not even!”

 

“I said do the….” Thud.

 

What’s even more frightening is that the “spring water” is making it’s rounds all over the country. There’s not a thing wrong with young people marching on Washington to make demands on the government. Even I, Boo Feeder, partook in such protests against the Vietnam War. Then came The Epiphany.

 

Unlike the paid protesters of today, we genuinely believed the government was wrong. The war in Indonesia that was taking our friends was for reasons never fully exposed and we told “the establishment” why the killing had to end. Then, sitting on a patch of grass on the mall with the Washington Monument looming in a smoky marijuana haze, the words of a song I’d heard before but never listened to broke the fog. Buffalo Springfield was singing:

 

I think it’s time we stop, children, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
There’s battle lines being drawn
Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
It’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
‘For What It’s Worth’ woke me up and carried me to the recruiters office to join the US Army. Why? Because we weren’t protesting the war as much as we were telling everyone how right we were. It was all about pride and despite the outward appearance of long hair, wire rim glasses, tattered blue jeans and flannel shirts in the DC summer, I was proud of this country and felt damned lucky to live here. 
If only there were a timely tune to awaken some people today. Thirty-nine calls to warn of a dangerous teenager go by with no action taken; police at a school staying outside either by cowardice or by orders while their community is being written into one of the saddest annuls of the ages and yet the NRA and guns are blamed. The news of the student protests were an all day affair by the likes of CNN and MSNBC but when a school shooter is stopped by a hero with a gun just two weeks after Douglas High, the silence was deafening. There was no David Hogg to exemplify the security guard who confronted the teenager in St. Mary’s County. The shooter took his own life when facing the barrel of justice aimed at his head. Despite what the The Post told you, it was a gun that stopped a gun.
Yes folks, Crazy Water is polluting places like Pennsylvania, California, Chicago, New York and everywhere you and I live. It’s time to stop, look what’s going down, put down the signs and say Hooray! for America and the constitution has that held us all together.

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March 29, 2018 at 8:22 pm

CHEATING FBI AGENTS STRZOK AND PAGE EXPOSE THEMSELVES!

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In what will inevitably become known as “Agentgate”, our Boo Feeder has found the missing five months of text messages that are in addition to the known 50,000 texts between FBI agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page. The agents have been carrying on behind their spouses backs for years meeting in pay-by-the-hour seedy motels. It was in the trash container at the Muhammad Motel in Montgomery County Maryland that Feeder found the facts filed in the following feport, er, report:

Found in a filthy trash can were ten pounds of shredded papers from the two dishonest, cheating Federal agents at the top of the news. That is on the Fox News’ headlines, all other so-called “news” media have taken orders from above to not report anything counter to their “Resist!” narrative. The slivers of papers were inserted into my own invention, the Document Togetherer Machine. In a matter of minutes a 30 gallon bag of 1/8″ by 10″ snipped paper puzzle pieces were meshed together and arranged in numerical order. FYI – my life was threatened with unspeakable tortures by the likes of a couple well known document shredder makers when I applied for a patent. I value my appendages too much to ever try that again!

The more salacious language has been edited. Sorry!

Page 1:

” My lover Lisa, miss you! Had another boring-ass meeting on Ethics with Lynch. The same old Keep It On The DL crap. As if! 2:15. Can’t wait to get my **** in your ***!”

“Love you(r) Peter! I’ll be waiting. Saw HRC today. Called her “Boss”. She kissed me! I’ll never wash my *** again! JK!”

The first one hundred plus pages were similar. Complicity with their bosses to undermine then candidate Trump and the porno banter was gagging that dangly thing in the back of my throat. To spare you, my beloved readers, that torture, I will continue with snippets from here and there over the next two thousand pages.

PS – ” Holy shitholes!I got this FAiP (Federal Agent iPhone) out of the wife’s hands just in time!Remind me to change the passcodes, Funny Face. Talked to Hold’em Holder. He is down with HRC’s plan. Said GS has no worries.”

LP – ” What I said Petey!Can’t use the same code just cuz you cant remember. I’ll keep them for you. I have a secret hiding place just for you. Not to worry. I don’t let the husband in my ***! Soros says to keep pushing the Russia plan. We got all but that goddam Fox on board. HRC’s idea to take out O’Reilly and Bolling was Classic Clinton! Sex sells baby! “

PS – ” Comey is such a ****head. We told him to keep HRC out of it but he rants on about how crooked she is then says Not! Dumb***. GS is taking care of him as only he and the Clinton’s can. Lead boots anyone?! ***hole. Hills says to stay with the Russia thing.”

LP – ” From the top. ****ing Trump goes down, Pence goes in. We got some hobags to say Pence done to them what you do to me and voila! The real winner goes in. Once she’s prez, all this other shit goes away. It’ll be better than the Holder years! We could even get together at the Marriott instead of this ****hole Muhammad Motel.Get here quick! I need a ***** shampoo!”

PS – ” You see what that Groundy said? He’s going to open an investigation on us, you and me! What a blowhard. Speaking of which!”

LP – ” It’s Gowdy and I’m scared for real. Husband took Hillary’s dough THEN says he’s leaving me anyway. Oh Sh*t. We got to get GS to take care of TG and his big*** mouth. And Joe. Him first! The Resist! thing is taking too long Pete. Schumer says to keep it up and GS is kicking in more money to the media but, damn it!, we need to step it up. Saw Joyce saying the FISA scam is going to be exposed soon. We need to get outa Dodge. NOW! Use your passport #13, I’ll use #72 and we’ll settle down in Cuba. Palm trees, rum, beaches and be treated as the royalty we are for the rest of time. Oh Peter, my Peter, your *****!”

PS – ” Who are you? Lisa Page? Never heard of you. Stop writing to me whoever, whatever you are! I am a dedicated federal employee goddammit. If you don’t stop texting me I’ll tell Mueller and you Will be sorry, whoever you are.”

By some persistent investigation, I learned that Poor Pete was now Done Peter. Seems his wife found Strzok’s FAiP in a pistol holster hung in their walk-in closet. She read what her “devoted” husband was writing to that ***** at the FBI then turned it over to Jeff Sessions hoping beyond hope that JS is honest enough to show the real collusion to the people that paid for it. Us, you and me.

Wee shall see.

 

 

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January 23, 2018 at 6:33 pm

MSNBC’S RACHEL MADDOW SAYS TRUMP’S MEDICAL REPORT IS A LIE! SHE HAS PROOF – SAYS RESIST, RESIST!!

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In an undocumented, undisclosed, unverified underground urban secluded speakeasy that serves only special celebrities, Boo Feeder posed as a barperson, drink deliverer and copped a conversation with the one and only, the self declared magnificent momma Rachel Maddow. It only took six screwdrivers to loosen her lips and what spilled out was as salacious as a slippery snake!

“That phony ass doctor Jackoff! What an idiot! Canadian Cognitive Test ,my lily white ass! What the hell do Canadians know about being sane? Really? They play that white man’s, racist-ass hockey twenty four seven! And they make up some stupid-ass exam? All they know about are hockey sticks, pucks and cold-ass ice! Now you tell me they’re smart enough to make up a test then claim that Donald-ass Trump-ass is SANE! Why they…” At that point Mz. Maddow snipped the rant and ordered one more for the road. ” Set ’em up buttercup! ” She said while wagging her finger at my cohort, a busty blond that was quick to tell me she was happily married to her wife of four months and fifteen days. Brenda was excited that this marriage has outlasted her first by two months and twelve days. Hooray!

I interrupted the pairs of fixated eyes to ask Maddow why she didn’t believe Dr. Jackson. ” His credentials are unquestioned and he is no doubt apolitical so why, oh why would you think he lied about the president’s health? You do know that Trump has never smoked or had a drink of liquor, right? Might that not be a prime example for healthy living Miss Maddow?

” Listen up barkeep! I know crazy and that gold headed, woman hating, racist bastard is CRAZYYYYY! ” With that, the MSNBC personality stood on the barstool and waved her Superman glasses in circles above her crew cut and screamed in her most demonic, domineering voice ” Re-effing-sist people! Resistttttt! Dr. Jackemoff was paid by Not Hot Kelley-ass Ann-bitch! I got proof peoples! I got the goods on that wanna-be hot -scagbag Con-ass-way! I, I, I, I, I, I know the effing truth! Me! Me! Me! “

Rachel Maddow spun herself so hard that she screwed herself. Into the floor. ( That was me, Boo-ass Feeder, poking a little jab at the  insolent woman spinning on the tiles ). She stood up, ran her fingers through her hair then wiped a black goo on my chest and cried out again ” Me! Me! I was to be Chief of Staff in Hillary’s rainbow house. Me! And that rat bastard, homophobe Trump stole the election from my main-ass squeeze! Dump, dump, dump, Trump! “

What? Main squeeze? HC and RM? Now that makes sense! Maddow leads the resist! maniacs only to fulfill her dream of being a Chief of Staff for the country’s first female president. The self indulgence is of no surprise, sadly. I turned to ask her to expound on the “main squeeze” remark but she was gone. Apparently Brenda and Rachel went out the back door for some midnight delight.

I talked to Brenda a few days later. Sadly, she left her wife to be with Maddow but the “bespectacled beeatch”, as she put it, brushed her off like a bug in the night. Poor Brenda has taken a job at minimum wage where I found her, a cashier at Wally World where I was buying acetone to remove the black shoe polish stains on my once-favorite white Polo shirt.

 

 

 

 

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January 18, 2018 at 4:21 am