RAHM EMANUEL’S PHONY OUTRAGE OVER THE JUSSIE SMOLLETT CASE BEING FREED BY GEORGE SOROS EARNS HIM THE FIRST ANNUAL TWEED AWARD!

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Boo Feeder

The crocodile tears, the quivering chin and the waving fingers when the mayor of Chicago feigned outrage over the dismissal of charges against actor Jussie Smollett has earned him our fist annual Tweed Award. Congratulations Mayor Emanuel! Your golden tweed crying towel will be sent to you sometime, just wait for it.

Who of you actually believe Emanuel didn’t know the truth behind the charges being tossed in the circular file by Cook County state’s attorney, Kim Foxx, who recused herself then un-recused herself to drop the charges? To all that said ” I did! “, I have a lifetime subscription to ‘Suckers Weekly’ to sell you, just send me your banking and credit card info along with all your passwords. Foxx, Obama and Emanuel were all backed by George Soros and when he says Jump! they say “We’re high!”. Maybe that should be “How high?” but when it comes to being lemmings to the most powerful communist in the world, any positive response works.  The plea for Smollett’s freedom came via Soros who gave millions to Obama and Emanuel to be his surrogates and three hundred thousand to Kim Foxx to be the Illinois state attorney to free criminals that are doing his bidding.

The proof of colluding with The Furor ( George Soro, a NAZI soldier in WWI, prefers the title of Furor over Commander ) is found in a bug our crack spy department planted in the case of The Game’s gangsta rap CD, ‘Blood Dreams’ in Ms. Foxx’s office at the Cook County Courthouse. Here is a small part of what we heard”

” Foxy? That you?” a familiar voice began.

“Yes, this is she. Who is this? Michelle? Is that you?” answered and asked Ms. Foxx.

“Girl! I need you to do us a big solid. Like REALLY hard and a REALLY quick as Usain Bolt you got to set my boy free! You hear me Kimmy? Put Jussie on the free side. You do that, right home-girl? ” She said in her best street-style vernacular that sounded as phony as Hillary Clinton asking for hot sauce on her filet mignon.

“But what about the mayor? Rahm is not going to like this, honey. No, he won’t like that at all. Rahm told me last night at Goosefoot that he was going to make Smollett his ticket to the White House in 2020. No, sweets, Rahmmy won’t go for this at freaking ALL!”

A different, much younger sounding voice chimed in with “Now Foxy, you think we don’t have that covered? Shee-It girl! Emanuel is all in. Bet! Our furor got him straight, Heil Soros! Then Barry told Rahm that acting all choked up about Jussie’s exoneration by you would track a hell of a lot better than him locking up a friend of ours. Our pollsters have been on it all week and, believe that!, if Emanuel turns up the tears and fake-fights with you, our people will de-freaking-MAND a Run Rahm Run! chant from now until November 2020! Once we are all back in that house we gone paint it black. Blee-that homey!”

” Oh shit! George didn’t say nothing about it when I axed him what to do about Juss boy. He just said that I know what to do but you know me, I’m not good at thinking for myself! ” Foxx said with a chuckled ending.

” Listen up. You know them bastards at FoxNews is going to aks you about that recusing bullshit. You say you didn’t recuse yourself for real! Tell them that’s a word that comes from our slavery past. Didn’t mean shit and how dare them for being such bigots!” This came from the first caller. Very direct, very firm orders.

” Bigots! Yes Maam! Call them bigots, that always works! “

The conversation went on with the women fawning over each other with more lies and false promises than Boss Tweed in Tammany Hall which leads me to this inaugural award. Who better to receive it than the mayor of Chicago himself? He stood at the bank of microphones next to his chief of police ( who, by the way, knew nothing of the okie-doke move set up by George Soros, Michelle Obama, Kim Foxx, et al ) shaking his head, hands and feet claiming disgust at the dismissal of charges. His acting was SO good that the media fell for it but those of us with a sensitive BS meter ( and a bug in the DA’s office! ) can not let it pass. You, Mayor Rahm Emanuel, are the first to be dis-honored with a gold color crying towel made of tweeded cloth made in China. Wear it well Rahmmy and Cry Rahm Cry to the losers seat at the 2020 election!