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Boo Feeder

March 9, 2018

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction! The conversation of the two Planned Parenthood leaders are not to be taken as fact.

Warning: Be aware of the nasty, foul language imagined in the “conversation”. The dialogue is simply an echo from the Nation of Islam and the acts of PP to sell human child parts.

 

At a posh, uber-chic restaurant in Georgetown sat Planned Paenthood president, Cecile Richards and Tamika Mallory shared a private booth. Going undercover as a man servant/server, I delivered their orders of an eclectic tasting menu served with a bottle of Sceaming Eagle Cabernet. The manager gave me the go ahead to open a $13,000 bottle of wine saying ” That’s fine. Ms. Richards is a frequent guest and always uses her Planned Parenthood platinum plastic. Go Francois, pop that cork! ” What Etienne did not give me permission for was to place a bug in the roses vase on the table that allowed for this covertly recorded sordid conversation.

Richards: Tammy! I told you to keep all contact with Louie on the DL. Shit sakes girl!

Mallory: CeeCee, how was I to know Farrakhan was being recorded? On the positive side, John “Muhammad El Ali” Whitehead has been disposed of. You know, like a post-term abortion. It was a beautiful thing to watch! 

Richards: What did we get for his, um, parts?

Mallory: Well, Cee, when we told our clients where the organs came from, they all declined. Said they had no use for “infected” parts. Beats me Cee. They buy eight month old fetus parts from a Jew bitch mother but not from a Jew lover. That’s cray cray Cee Cee!

Richards: Mal, it’s like this. You got to make it public that you don’t know, never have known, or want anything to do with Louie. Say that any pics or vids of you with him are photo shopped and edited. Got that? This is how your dear leader has demands ALL pics and vids are dealt with. Two words: PHOTO SHOPPED! You are damned lucky your dear leader has not eliminated your race. But it can be done! Remember, abortion is our path to world domination! We can only survive by killing more babies and the more Jew bastards we slice and dice, the better!

Mallory: Oh yes, yes, yes, dear leader. Planned Parenthood RULES!

At that point, the recorder nearly self destructed from the unabashed, vile hatred being dealt at that table. When I played it for the owner, he cried. Mr. Goldberg lost all but two of his family in the holocaust of some 80 years ago. Then realizing that those chambers of hate were still burning with the likes of Planned Parenthood, the Nation of Islam and inside leaders of the Democrat party, Mr. Goldberg held shiva for all the unborn babies and began a fund raising campaign to provide Jewish women an alternative to abortion.

All proceeds from this post will go directly to The Goldberg Home for Children.

STOP! This is a fictitious blog. There is no such charity! But there are such homes and there is an alternative to murdering an unborn baby. Please donate freely to help mothers whether black, white, yellow, brown, Christian, Jewish, agnostic and All other races and religions. #SaveABaby 

 

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March 11, 2018 at 6:14 pm

A SHORT SUMMATION ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION with quotes

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A Short Summation On Immigration

by Boo Feeder

Feb. 7, 2018

Extensive, exhaustive research has proven that quotes by Donald Trump are anti-immigrant, bigoted rants by a lunatic. Here are just a few of hundreds on record:

  1. When it comes to immigration, I have actually put more money, under my administration, into border security than any other administration previously. We’ve got more security resources at the border – more National Guard, more border guards, you name it – than the previous administration. So we’ve ramped up significantly the issue of border security.

  2. We actually want well-educated kids in our country who are able to succeed and become part of this economy and part of the American dream.

  3. Number one, it is important that we fix the legal immigration system, because right now we’ve got a backlog that means years for people to apply legally.

  4. We need immigration reform that will secure our borders, and punish employers who exploit immigrant labor.

  5. I am, you know, adamantly against illegal immigration.

  6. We will make sure the border is secure

  7. Our borders are much too porous

  8. There is no guarantee that employer sanctions will work or that amnesty will work.

The audacity of that man! How did such an ignorant imbecile weasel his way into the White House? It’s enough to make you …… what? Oh snap! Mine eyes have seen the faults of restless insomnia! I apologize SO deeply, my dear followers.

Those quotes were not by Trump but by the same people that are saying the exact opposite today. Hypocrisy  may be hard to spell but it is definitely not hard to find on the left side of these here United States of America. The first four quotes were by Barrack Obama, number five was by Hillary Clinton and the last three by Chucky Schumer. There were too many impossible-to-understand wishy washy quotes by Nancy Pelosi to include. After all, by her count there are 500 million Americans per month losing their jobs over illegal immigration!

 

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February 7, 2018 at 9:20 pm

BREAKING NEWS – DEMOCRATS MEMO IS RELEASED – READ IT HERE

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Feb. 2, 2018

by Boo Feeder

Persistence pays proves positive. After much finagling and playing games of Tit Tat Do, I was able to get my hands on a memo that went out to all members of the Democrat party on the day of the State Of The Union speech by President Donald Trump. The author was, to no surprise, the one and only Hillary Clinton. The copy as presented below was obtained by an undercover aide to Nancy Pelosi.

1/31/2018

To all our friends

 The time is near. We must stand together in our Resist! movement.           Remember these talking points and actions before and after the false president’s speech:

– Must wear black. This will hide bruises and bite marks from rough sex

– Do not clap. We cannot be happy as long as anyone but me, Hillary Clinton, is not the POTUS

– Do not smile. See above.

– Tax cuts are for the rich ONLY. If the peons get a measly thousand dollars, it will be referred to as “crumbs”. Nancy will take the lead on that.

– ALL immigrants are law abiding people and there is no such thing as MS13. Any reference by Trump that there are criminals and gang members coming across the “border”, is a lie. Remember: Deny, deny, deny. That has worked before and will now. D-E-N-Y.

– No matter who is given attention for some lame-ass thing as adopting a crack addict, or some such idiot, you will not look in their direction. If asked you will say nothing. You got that Schumer? Not a word!

– On the Munes memo – our line is “it’s a lie!” Remember to deny, deny, deny. We must stand as one to say the information in that memo is one big fat L-I-E! If they say that the Clinton’s paid Steele for a dossier, you say No! Our Hillary did give money to a guy named Cristof Steel but that was for a catered affair at a party at my home. FYI – I have a chef named Steel who will back that story up. ( I expect sizable donations to my “charity” to cover that cost )

– Nobody knows anyone who goes by “Ohr”. You may know an Orr here and there but not Ohr. What is that kind of name anyway? Sounds mexican to me.

– DO NOT STOP THE RUSSIAN NARRATIVE! Whatever is in that memo is because of Russian collusion. Period!

– Maxine will be point on the Impeach! movement but I expect Nancy and Chuck to back her up. We have CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC and of course, NBC, paid up so they will be attacking Trump even harder. My expectation is to have him out and me in by July 4th. Won’t rainbow color fireworks be be-effing-beautiful then!

– Last but not least, we have done well with the Trump is a misogynist, anti-semite, bigot, foul mouth old man who has dementia and a cheater that employed Russia to take the election away from me But! we have to do more. Our next strategy is that DJT is possessed by demons. I have preachers, priests and parapsychologists on board to verify that Trump is  an agent of Lucifer. Yes!

To be clear, the memo is a lie, the Russians and Trump stole my rightful place in history and Trump is the devil! If any of you have a question, me and Huma will be on vacay at our private beach. Nancy has that number.

Be strong! Stand down! and keep on the Resist! and Impeach! non-stop train to My white house!

Much muches,

HRC

 

Much muches? What the heck does that mean? The babble of Hillary Clinton is almost as confusing as Nancy Pelosi’s crunching on her Prozac and Wellbrutin pills during the rousing and well received SOTU speech. Her “crumbs” are crumbling!

 

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February 2, 2018 at 7:13 pm

UH OH! OBAMA AND FARRAKHAN ARE FATHER AND SON – PROOF IS IN THE PUTTING!!

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by Boo Feeder Jan. 26, 2017

Well my, my, my. Look what has been pulled out of a sewer trap in Washington, DC. A photo taken by Askia Muhammad in 2005 was released that some would say proves Barrack Obama was a devout follower of Louis Farrakhn’s Nation of Islam. That racist, anti semitic cult that wildly supported Obama’s run at the presidency. Obama, per his more savvy handlers, dismissed Farrakhan’s backing and denied any ties to the anti-everyone-but-themselves cult that was formed by a Nazi sympathizer in the 1930’s. While it is being tossed around that Obama and Farrakhan look alike because they are ” brothers “, I have covertly discovered the bonds go far beyond their mutual ideals!

Disguising myself as a caddy at Congressional Country Club, I carried not one but both golf bags for the NOI brothers. The new batteries in my Radio Shack Minisette that was hidden under my TW hat nearly exploded at what was being recorded from hole to tree lined hole in the one percenter golfer’s playground. 

From a bunker some 150 yards from the tee box, Louis Farrakhan ( LF ) said ” Sweet! Last time I hit a little white ball this far was thirty years ago in Miami. It went Poof! Man, that was some good sh.. ( one of the fifteen men with wide frame sunglasses and folded arms jumped in the sand to throw his leader’s ball up on the neatly trimmed grass fairway ) it! “

Barrack Obama ( BO ) said ” Uh, nice out minister! Uh, white balls of cocaine. Those were the days my friend! Now that I’m out of the White-honky House and down in the For Real powerhouse office, maybe we can partake in a little “snowball” fight! Uh, whaddya say brother? ” BO’s fifth shot at the green of the short par four hole bounced on then off the green. To that he hollered to a NOI lookout ” Ah, Mo, how about tossing that ball, ah, up there on the, ah, flat-ass piece of ground. Yeah, Mo, the green. That’s it. Shit! In the hole! Take that Trump! I got the Real shithole here!” He told me to mark him down for a “four”. I did as ordered then picked up LF’s ball that was not yet on the green after twelve tries. He demanded a “bogey five” and I gladly obliged. Far be it from me to go against him and an army of Nation of Islam soldiers.”

The next few holes went on as expected. BO and LF shaving, no, hacking several strokes off their scores. They laughed and joked about old times and the new world they were building on the ” DL “, as they put it. Naturally I thought they meant ” Down Low ” but learned on the ninth hole it was ” Dictatorship Luxury “, or something crazy nefarious like that.

It was at the fifteenth short par five that all hell broke loose. BO and LF were resting on the tee box bench while I was cleaning their muddy balls. Their conversation went from loud and boisterous to whispery sneaky. I crouched down and snuck up behind them to eavesdrop the most remarkable thing never imagined. Dirty balls be damned!

LF – ” You see what that rat bastard photographer sent to the Times? Don’t worry, son. Our men will take care of him. Not yet but soon, son, real soon. “

BO – ” Ah, minister, you are on the ball. So sharp for an old man! Just kidding dad. What gets me is how those, ah, assholes on Fox News think we look so much alike that we are brothers. Stupid Shepp fell for that one of course but when I heard that emmeffing Hannity rant on about us being sibfreakinglings, I bout spit my chickpeas in Chelle’s face! “

LF – ” You know, for a white boy, that George Soros ain’t so dumb. He put out the word that anyone that put me and you together during your reign would be fish bait. Oh, a couple tried but who listens to Anyway Hannity? Not enough to matter. Anyway! You sure that boy ain’t a Jew? Sure looks like one! “

BO –  ” Nope. Don’t think so. Anyway! Don’t much matter though. At least not one white cracker has figured out that you are my ( are you sitting down, my dear readers? ) father! Oh yeah dad, George got everyone to believe that some joke-ass emmeffer in Kenya was my daddy! And they all fell for it. Even this golden haired bastard that stole the election from our girl fell for it. Believed that phony ass birth certificate you had made! “

Wait. What? Daddy Louis Farrakhan? Oh my Gawwwwwd! Say it ain’t so Joe! But, after listening to father and son ramble on about how stupid white people are, how far down their plan will take that Fox Honky-ass News, who would lead the roundup of Jews and argue over who is going to shave Trump’s fake hair and how great their United Islam States will be, I jumped up behind them and screamed ” NOOOOoooo! Not to MY United States you won’t! “

Their golf balls both had photo impressions of themselves and I was glad to throw them into the drink as I ran past the lake on my way to safety. The NOI soldiers were chasing but their too-dark-to-see-shit sunglasses had them running into each other. The Keystone Kops had nothing on those characters and I would have loved to watch the show a while longer, but, the black helicopters were getting close so I bolted for River Road.

A running black man going down one of the richest roads in America is could have dire consequences even if it is the home of the alt-left. I jumped in a cold creek to wash the black paint off then things got interesting. As if!

Apparently the black latex paint I covered myself with to be DeAndre the Caddy is not water based. Scrubbing with the pebbles from the creek opened my sensitive Caucasian crust to let blood drip from my face to my arms and below. I dipped and scrunched my way all the way to southeast DC where I blended in with the crowd. My wife, who chooses to NEVER be identified, came to pick me up at the corner of 28th and Q but when she saw the condition I was in, she kept on going. If you see *****, please tell her I’m at 27th and Pennsylvania Avenue. The bail is only one hundred dollars but I lost my wallet in that bloody brook in Bethesda.

 

 

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January 27, 2018 at 4:06 am

CHEATING FBI AGENTS STRZOK AND PAGE EXPOSE THEMSELVES!

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In what will inevitably become known as “Agentgate”, our Boo Feeder has found the missing five months of text messages that are in addition to the known 50,000 texts between FBI agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page. The agents have been carrying on behind their spouses backs for years meeting in pay-by-the-hour seedy motels. It was in the trash container at the Muhammad Motel in Montgomery County Maryland that Feeder found the facts filed in the following feport, er, report:

Found in a filthy trash can were ten pounds of shredded papers from the two dishonest, cheating Federal agents at the top of the news. That is on the Fox News’ headlines, all other so-called “news” media have taken orders from above to not report anything counter to their “Resist!” narrative. The slivers of papers were inserted into my own invention, the Document Togetherer Machine. In a matter of minutes a 30 gallon bag of 1/8″ by 10″ snipped paper puzzle pieces were meshed together and arranged in numerical order. FYI – my life was threatened with unspeakable tortures by the likes of a couple well known document shredder makers when I applied for a patent. I value my appendages too much to ever try that again!

The more salacious language has been edited. Sorry!

Page 1:

” My lover Lisa, miss you! Had another boring-ass meeting on Ethics with Lynch. The same old Keep It On The DL crap. As if! 2:15. Can’t wait to get my **** in your ***!”

“Love you(r) Peter! I’ll be waiting. Saw HRC today. Called her “Boss”. She kissed me! I’ll never wash my *** again! JK!”

The first one hundred plus pages were similar. Complicity with their bosses to undermine then candidate Trump and the porno banter was gagging that dangly thing in the back of my throat. To spare you, my beloved readers, that torture, I will continue with snippets from here and there over the next two thousand pages.

PS – ” Holy shitholes!I got this FAiP (Federal Agent iPhone) out of the wife’s hands just in time!Remind me to change the passcodes, Funny Face. Talked to Hold’em Holder. He is down with HRC’s plan. Said GS has no worries.”

LP – ” What I said Petey!Can’t use the same code just cuz you cant remember. I’ll keep them for you. I have a secret hiding place just for you. Not to worry. I don’t let the husband in my ***! Soros says to keep pushing the Russia plan. We got all but that goddam Fox on board. HRC’s idea to take out O’Reilly and Bolling was Classic Clinton! Sex sells baby! “

PS – ” Comey is such a ****head. We told him to keep HRC out of it but he rants on about how crooked she is then says Not! Dumb***. GS is taking care of him as only he and the Clinton’s can. Lead boots anyone?! ***hole. Hills says to stay with the Russia thing.”

LP – ” From the top. ****ing Trump goes down, Pence goes in. We got some hobags to say Pence done to them what you do to me and voila! The real winner goes in. Once she’s prez, all this other shit goes away. It’ll be better than the Holder years! We could even get together at the Marriott instead of this ****hole Muhammad Motel.Get here quick! I need a ***** shampoo!”

PS – ” You see what that Groundy said? He’s going to open an investigation on us, you and me! What a blowhard. Speaking of which!”

LP – ” It’s Gowdy and I’m scared for real. Husband took Hillary’s dough THEN says he’s leaving me anyway. Oh Sh*t. We got to get GS to take care of TG and his big*** mouth. And Joe. Him first! The Resist! thing is taking too long Pete. Schumer says to keep it up and GS is kicking in more money to the media but, damn it!, we need to step it up. Saw Joyce saying the FISA scam is going to be exposed soon. We need to get outa Dodge. NOW! Use your passport #13, I’ll use #72 and we’ll settle down in Cuba. Palm trees, rum, beaches and be treated as the royalty we are for the rest of time. Oh Peter, my Peter, your *****!”

PS – ” Who are you? Lisa Page? Never heard of you. Stop writing to me whoever, whatever you are! I am a dedicated federal employee goddammit. If you don’t stop texting me I’ll tell Mueller and you Will be sorry, whoever you are.”

By some persistent investigation, I learned that Poor Pete was now Done Peter. Seems his wife found Strzok’s FAiP in a pistol holster hung in their walk-in closet. She read what her “devoted” husband was writing to that ***** at the FBI then turned it over to Jeff Sessions hoping beyond hope that JS is honest enough to show the real collusion to the people that paid for it. Us, you and me.

Wee shall see.

 

 

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January 23, 2018 at 6:33 pm

NANCY PELOSI SAYS A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN WILL KILL CHILDREN – THEN VOTES TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT!

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Our roving reporter, Boo Feeder, was able to communicate with a fly that was nibbling on a cheese danish in Nancy Pelosi’s office while she was on the phone with Chuck Schumer. Here is the tantalizing tale:

” No! dammit Chuck I told you not to talk to that gold bastard! How are we going to pull off putting the blame on the republicans if you go flapping your trap with ANYone on the other side? I have memo’s out to all our people at CNN, MSNBC and the networks to say it’s Trump’s fault if children die because of our shutdown. They are all in compliance if you just keep your hefty ass quiet. Got it? “

Fly flew to the window to feign indifference to what he was hearing. His wife, who is a bit slight of hearing, landed on the back of Pelosi’s chair. Lucky for her Pelosi hadn’t noticed either flying insect or the ones gnawing on scraps in her overflowing trash can. Yet.

Pelosi leaned back in her chair answering Schumer’s reponse ” I don’t effing care what I said before! And I don’t give a fly’s fart what that Mulvaney said. It’s all the same, children will effing Dee Eye Eee! That’s our talking point Chucky, stick the eff to it! What? Yes dammit I know what you said. I know what Burnout Sanders said. And I KNOW what Hillary says to do, Re-effing-sist! You got that babe? Resist is all we got. It’s our theme, it’s our time, it’s what we eat for breakfast, lunch and. Dinner? Oh, I don’t know. Yes, I know that sonofabi…” Swat! She squished fly’s beloved wife with one slap at the back of her head. ” Chucky? You hear me Chuck? Watch out for flies! Them dirty SOB’s are wired Chuck! They coming after me. All five hundred of them are in here recording this. Before you know it our little chat will be on Fox-ass News! Chelsie Walters will be telling. What? Yeah, Jesse Watters, whatever. That chump, Chuck! He loves sending in his little fly friends to listen to. NO! Really! I’m not joking. He is lord of the flies. I’m serious! Chuck? Chuck? Bastard hung up on me. Chuck? “

Fly uploaded the recording on Boo Feeder’s iPhone then flew off to what he said would be the most lovely suicide mission in the life of any musca domestica to date. He went directly into the wide open mouth of Nancy Pelosi as she was on her next call to Rachel Maddow. Just before going down the pipes, fly let loose the loudest fart he could muster. Meanwhile, Chuck Schumer was calling Dr. Ronny Johnson to give Ms. Peolosi one of those Chinese? Canadian? whatever, sanity tests.

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January 19, 2018 at 7:01 pm

MSNBC’S RACHEL MADDOW SAYS TRUMP’S MEDICAL REPORT IS A LIE! SHE HAS PROOF – SAYS RESIST, RESIST!!

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In an undocumented, undisclosed, unverified underground urban secluded speakeasy that serves only special celebrities, Boo Feeder posed as a barperson, drink deliverer and copped a conversation with the one and only, the self declared magnificent momma Rachel Maddow. It only took six screwdrivers to loosen her lips and what spilled out was as salacious as a slippery snake!

“That phony ass doctor Jackoff! What an idiot! Canadian Cognitive Test ,my lily white ass! What the hell do Canadians know about being sane? Really? They play that white man’s, racist-ass hockey twenty four seven! And they make up some stupid-ass exam? All they know about are hockey sticks, pucks and cold-ass ice! Now you tell me they’re smart enough to make up a test then claim that Donald-ass Trump-ass is SANE! Why they…” At that point Mz. Maddow snipped the rant and ordered one more for the road. ” Set ’em up buttercup! ” She said while wagging her finger at my cohort, a busty blond that was quick to tell me she was happily married to her wife of four months and fifteen days. Brenda was excited that this marriage has outlasted her first by two months and twelve days. Hooray!

I interrupted the pairs of fixated eyes to ask Maddow why she didn’t believe Dr. Jackson. ” His credentials are unquestioned and he is no doubt apolitical so why, oh why would you think he lied about the president’s health? You do know that Trump has never smoked or had a drink of liquor, right? Might that not be a prime example for healthy living Miss Maddow?

” Listen up barkeep! I know crazy and that gold headed, woman hating, racist bastard is CRAZYYYYY! ” With that, the MSNBC personality stood on the barstool and waved her Superman glasses in circles above her crew cut and screamed in her most demonic, domineering voice ” Re-effing-sist people! Resistttttt! Dr. Jackemoff was paid by Not Hot Kelley-ass Ann-bitch! I got proof peoples! I got the goods on that wanna-be hot -scagbag Con-ass-way! I, I, I, I, I, I know the effing truth! Me! Me! Me! “

Rachel Maddow spun herself so hard that she screwed herself. Into the floor. ( That was me, Boo-ass Feeder, poking a little jab at the  insolent woman spinning on the tiles ). She stood up, ran her fingers through her hair then wiped a black goo on my chest and cried out again ” Me! Me! I was to be Chief of Staff in Hillary’s rainbow house. Me! And that rat bastard, homophobe Trump stole the election from my main-ass squeeze! Dump, dump, dump, Trump! “

What? Main squeeze? HC and RM? Now that makes sense! Maddow leads the resist! maniacs only to fulfill her dream of being a Chief of Staff for the country’s first female president. The self indulgence is of no surprise, sadly. I turned to ask her to expound on the “main squeeze” remark but she was gone. Apparently Brenda and Rachel went out the back door for some midnight delight.

I talked to Brenda a few days later. Sadly, she left her wife to be with Maddow but the “bespectacled beeatch”, as she put it, brushed her off like a bug in the night. Poor Brenda has taken a job at minimum wage where I found her, a cashier at Wally World where I was buying acetone to remove the black shoe polish stains on my once-favorite white Polo shirt.

 

 

 

 

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January 18, 2018 at 4:21 am