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PETER STRZOK AND DEMOCRAT SENATOR’S REWRITE WEBSTER’S DICTIONARY IN A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING!

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July 12, 2018

by Boo Feeder

The one most glaring outcome thus far in today’s public hearing with FBI agent Peter Strzok, is the most liberal use of Webster’s Dictionary definitions of “gentleman” and “bias”. Neither word has ever been so challenged by the likes of Democrat Congress members Jerrold Nadler, Elijah Cummings, Sheila Jackson Lee et al who have acted nothing like “gentlemen”. Addressing them as “Your Arrogance” or “Your Smirkiness” would be more poignant for these people who have no interest in finding the truth in how Peter Strokes’ bias interfered with his leadership in the Trump-Russia farce. Bias, per Peter and his cohorts, exists only on the right and in the studio’s of Fox News. How dare Trey Gowdy think that Strzok saying Trump will lose the election 100,000,000 to Zero if adultering Peter and Lisa had anything to do with it is biased! That’s like saying water can only flow downhill. How absurd!

Aside from creative definitions, the Democrats came into the hearing today each with talking points to further their agenda, and I, Boo Feeder, has the evidence! In as much as the FBI would want you to believe that their agents are above the law and act without bias, there is nothing more scathing than a woman scorned. Lisa Page, the cheating lover/sex mate of Peter Strzok, did learn a few tricks at the FBI besides the art of getting laid in the supply closet completely unnoticed by an office full of detectives. She was able to tap into the Democrat talking points memo that was handed out to all on the left side of the aisle and sent it to yours truly. A mistake by the gummy woman, you say? Yes! She meant to send it to the manager of a porn site that has promised her fame and fortune since being canned by the agency, Mr. Boob Feeler. As a matter of nothing less than Divine Intervention, I have the memo meant for Mr. Feeler and am happy to share it with you.

To one and all in the house:

1) Call “point of order” at every chance! Take turns, do not holler all at one time lest it look conjured. Throw in “Point of ( fill in the blank eg Law,  Parliamentary Procedure, Sexual Dysfunction – ha! gotchya! There is no such thing..yet!)

2) Scream out “Why are we here?!” when it’s your turn, or even when it isn’t.

3) Be sure to call out “Children are being separated by Trump! And we are wasting time on a bs (bullshit) hearing!”

4) Impeach Impeach Impeach!! Re-effing-sist! The coup de grass (as in the doobie we’ll all be smoking at the end of the day) will be in walking out En Masse! At precisely 5:00 pm, all Democrat Socialists Walk The Eff OUT!

5) Be indignant! The nerve of these flag waving, red white and blue fascists questioning our main man!

6) Cheating on a wife does not mean you’re dishonest! Like, who doesn’t taste a different piece of pie once in a while? Be for real people! Don’t let the bastards call our boy corrupt!

7) Remember to do what we do best – Point fingers and create chaos! C’mon y’all SUYA! You know, Step Up Your Ass!

8) Everybody, heads up. Peter Stroker has that self-righteous, arrogant look Down The Effing Pat! Take notes, copy that look. Eyebrows squinched down, eyes squinted, mouth agape in bewilderment that anyone would question his/your integrity. He does that look without effort, so can you!

9) Interrupt at all costs, especially that Gowdy guy. Shout him out! Children, Abortion and ICE should be fixed, not grilling a fellow socialis…Democrat.

10) Last but not least – RESIST! This is our best chance to show why we need a global government. This “America” thing is o-l-d. Free healthcare! Free housing! Free Food! Free money! Free cars! Free weed!!

The one most important takeaway from watching these clowns on CircusTV is this: VOTE! There can be No excuse to not exercise your right to vote. Left, right, middle, just vote these poor excuses for public servants out of DC. Out of the USA would be better but that’s too much to ask for. Isn’t it??

 

 

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THE CRAZY AS A FOX COMEDIAN MICHELLE WOLF SAYS THE JOKE’S ON YOU!

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Hello! I, Boo Feeder, your dedicated truth detector, has found yet another nasty nugget of news and an important history lesson for you.

Adolf Hitler’s path to power became possible by personal imputations. Nazi’s floated false claims, or “fake news” as it’s known today, by charging those that stood in their way to fascism with being “mentally ill”, “liars”, “narcissism” and “ugly”. The Nazi’s also made their antisemitism known as plainly as the sun in the sky. Admirers far and wide including right here in the USA wore swastika jewelry, secretly applauded the “final solution” in Europe and were happy to stay out of the war in Germany, Poland and the UK. In 1939 a whopping 80% of Americans wanted nothing to do with stopping Hitler’s maniacal aggressions. It is said that FDR held a letter from abroad informing the president of what was happening to the Jewish people. It is very probable that he kept the USA out of the way of the Nazi’s until it became clear that Hitler had eyes on America once he had control of Europe, Russia and England. It is possible that it wasn’t the annihilation of the Jews or the killing of millions of other innocents that changed Roosevelt’s mind to enter the war, it was the thought of losing power for him and the Democrat party that compelled war to be declared against Germany.

Contrary to what has been taught in schools, the Democrat party was the bastion of hate and bigotry since the 1800’s. They were so adamant to keep their slaves, the Democrats brought about a civil war to keep their “blacks” in servitude and so hateful that they began and populated a gang call the Ku Klux Klan well into the 1960’s and beyond. The mantra of  “we’re for the common man and the impoverished peoples” was not then nor is now a call for aiding the minority but a diabolical plan to control and grow the few into the many thus manipulating majority votes in the Democrats favor with a “fuher” to be named later with George Soros being the obvious choice. Eight billion dollars will buy plenty of politicians, newspapers and media personnel, but it will not buy eternity.  Sorry George. 

With all that in mind, you can understand the frustration of the left and why they are now gaging an onslaught in the news rooms, television shows, movie theaters and yes, on the comedy stage to manipulate your mind. They can not, will not, accept their loss to Donald Trump who felt the pulse of middle America and balanced their fears with hope. Not the shallow hope of Obama or the entitled hope of Hillary Clinton but real hope from a man who has not spent a lifetime wallowing in the sewage that is Washington DC. Michelle Wolf’s rant against Sarah Sanders and every other Republican inside and outside the room was not an act of “comedy”, it was an act of impending domination. And, lucky for you, I have the proof!

Found in a trash can in the ladies room at the Washington Hilton by an “attendant”, was a crumpled slip of paper with “talking points for MW”. On that small, wrinkled yellow piece of pulp were enough words to fill the Devil’s Bible:

  • Attack the press secretary as ugly, moronic.
  • Suggest sex slavery. Stormy is on board with whatever you make up!
  • Deny an agenda then act on it! Trump is a broke buffoon. He hates women, blacks, browns and Jews.
  • Trump colluded with Russia. Can’t say that enough!
  • Republicans are bigots. Can’t say that enough!
  • Pussy pussy pussy. Yours, his and everyone on the right is up for grabs
  • Trump thinks Mexicans are demons and he hates Puerto Rico. Don’t forget PR!
  • Trump loves the French president Macron. Like Really loves Macron as Cooper loves Maisani
  • Liars liars liars. Trump and his minions are all liars. Don’t forget Fox News liars!
  • Abortion is not murder! Say it as if it’s the choice of a sneaking senator.
  • Flint water is Trump’s fault.

To be fair, Michelle Wolf did a bang up job as a crazy as a fox “comedian”. She made her nineteen minutes at the Hilton stage last for days that will undoubtedly become weeks and months. Her diatribe will endure right up to November by the likes of CNN, MSNBC and the three networks. Wolf’s memoirs will, no doubt,  be published this fall.

Thank God nobody actually watches those long lost behemoths any more. They have become what they fear the most:

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THE GATE HAS JUMPED THE SHARK WITH LETTERGATE!

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March 21, 2018

Boo Feeder

Enough already! Is there no original thought in the media any longer? Every. Single. Scandal. Is attached with “gate”. Even the previous words are assigned “Period-gate” where a period is added for effect after every single word. How annoying-gate is that??! It. Is. Stupidly. Unnerving. Now there is a “Letter-gate” given to the reproach of a Vatican City priest. My Lord! Have they all been educated by the aged Bob Woodward??

I, the feeder of a big, fat, black cat named Boo, am officially begging anyone and everyone at all news outlets to boycott the use of “gate” no matter how tempting it may be. Really, how many people today even know what Watergate is or was? When asked, a thirty-something replied ” Watergate? Sure. That’s the name of a dam on the Mississippi. Or is it the Susquehanna? Anyhow, it’s a dam. Why you ask? “. So there’s that.

The roots of my hair turned from brown to gray to white to red hot in split seconds though when I was in Wally World yesterday and saw a doll display. The proverbial straw broke the back of all so-called “journalists” when I obeyed the command of the packaged plastic moppet to ” Pull My String! ” and heard this:

Girl gate, doll gate, segregate, populate the flatualate! Never gone be a hashtag, got that swag, gimme your flag! Facebook never took another look but I got news, not the blues, pull me again, don’t snooze! Listen up buttercup, if you’re four, when you’re six even seventeen you say it like you mean, when you reach to the teach, don’t wait, put it on the gate! Dog ate my homework-gate. Moms took my computer-gate. Someone stole my coat-gate. The cat did it-gate. Who, not me-gate. That’s not my mess-gate. Who got my shoes-gate. I was too born with purple hair-gate. Didn’t eat boogies-gate. Papagate! Mamagate! Turdgate! Everybody say Gate! Yeah yeah gate gate great!

Turdgate? It’s all Turdgate little girl. My first impulse was to buy up all the Dolly Rapper dolls and toss them in the big green trash bin out back but that would just be another headline for the nitwits and “Dolly Dumpster-gate” would. Most. Definitely. Break. My. Heart. Gate.

 

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March 21, 2018 at 3:23 pm

CHEATING FBI AGENTS STRZOK AND PAGE EXPOSE THEMSELVES!

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In what will inevitably become known as “Agentgate”, our Boo Feeder has found the missing five months of text messages that are in addition to the known 50,000 texts between FBI agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page. The agents have been carrying on behind their spouses backs for years meeting in pay-by-the-hour seedy motels. It was in the trash container at the Muhammad Motel in Montgomery County Maryland that Feeder found the facts filed in the following feport, er, report:

Found in a filthy trash can were ten pounds of shredded papers from the two dishonest, cheating Federal agents at the top of the news. That is on the Fox News’ headlines, all other so-called “news” media have taken orders from above to not report anything counter to their “Resist!” narrative. The slivers of papers were inserted into my own invention, the Document Togetherer Machine. In a matter of minutes a 30 gallon bag of 1/8″ by 10″ snipped paper puzzle pieces were meshed together and arranged in numerical order. FYI – my life was threatened with unspeakable tortures by the likes of a couple well known document shredder makers when I applied for a patent. I value my appendages too much to ever try that again!

The more salacious language has been edited. Sorry!

Page 1:

” My lover Lisa, miss you! Had another boring-ass meeting on Ethics with Lynch. The same old Keep It On The DL crap. As if! 2:15. Can’t wait to get my **** in your ***!”

“Love you(r) Peter! I’ll be waiting. Saw HRC today. Called her “Boss”. She kissed me! I’ll never wash my *** again! JK!”

The first one hundred plus pages were similar. Complicity with their bosses to undermine then candidate Trump and the porno banter was gagging that dangly thing in the back of my throat. To spare you, my beloved readers, that torture, I will continue with snippets from here and there over the next two thousand pages.

PS – ” Holy shitholes!I got this FAiP (Federal Agent iPhone) out of the wife’s hands just in time!Remind me to change the passcodes, Funny Face. Talked to Hold’em Holder. He is down with HRC’s plan. Said GS has no worries.”

LP – ” What I said Petey!Can’t use the same code just cuz you cant remember. I’ll keep them for you. I have a secret hiding place just for you. Not to worry. I don’t let the husband in my ***! Soros says to keep pushing the Russia plan. We got all but that goddam Fox on board. HRC’s idea to take out O’Reilly and Bolling was Classic Clinton! Sex sells baby! “

PS – ” Comey is such a ****head. We told him to keep HRC out of it but he rants on about how crooked she is then says Not! Dumb***. GS is taking care of him as only he and the Clinton’s can. Lead boots anyone?! ***hole. Hills says to stay with the Russia thing.”

LP – ” From the top. ****ing Trump goes down, Pence goes in. We got some hobags to say Pence done to them what you do to me and voila! The real winner goes in. Once she’s prez, all this other shit goes away. It’ll be better than the Holder years! We could even get together at the Marriott instead of this ****hole Muhammad Motel.Get here quick! I need a ***** shampoo!”

PS – ” You see what that Groundy said? He’s going to open an investigation on us, you and me! What a blowhard. Speaking of which!”

LP – ” It’s Gowdy and I’m scared for real. Husband took Hillary’s dough THEN says he’s leaving me anyway. Oh Sh*t. We got to get GS to take care of TG and his big*** mouth. And Joe. Him first! The Resist! thing is taking too long Pete. Schumer says to keep it up and GS is kicking in more money to the media but, damn it!, we need to step it up. Saw Joyce saying the FISA scam is going to be exposed soon. We need to get outa Dodge. NOW! Use your passport #13, I’ll use #72 and we’ll settle down in Cuba. Palm trees, rum, beaches and be treated as the royalty we are for the rest of time. Oh Peter, my Peter, your *****!”

PS – ” Who are you? Lisa Page? Never heard of you. Stop writing to me whoever, whatever you are! I am a dedicated federal employee goddammit. If you don’t stop texting me I’ll tell Mueller and you Will be sorry, whoever you are.”

By some persistent investigation, I learned that Poor Pete was now Done Peter. Seems his wife found Strzok’s FAiP in a pistol holster hung in their walk-in closet. She read what her “devoted” husband was writing to that ***** at the FBI then turned it over to Jeff Sessions hoping beyond hope that JS is honest enough to show the real collusion to the people that paid for it. Us, you and me.

Wee shall see.

 

 

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January 23, 2018 at 6:33 pm

MSNBC’S RACHEL MADDOW SAYS TRUMP’S MEDICAL REPORT IS A LIE! SHE HAS PROOF – SAYS RESIST, RESIST!!

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In an undocumented, undisclosed, unverified underground urban secluded speakeasy that serves only special celebrities, Boo Feeder posed as a barperson, drink deliverer and copped a conversation with the one and only, the self declared magnificent momma Rachel Maddow. It only took six screwdrivers to loosen her lips and what spilled out was as salacious as a slippery snake!

“That phony ass doctor Jackoff! What an idiot! Canadian Cognitive Test ,my lily white ass! What the hell do Canadians know about being sane? Really? They play that white man’s, racist-ass hockey twenty four seven! And they make up some stupid-ass exam? All they know about are hockey sticks, pucks and cold-ass ice! Now you tell me they’re smart enough to make up a test then claim that Donald-ass Trump-ass is SANE! Why they…” At that point Mz. Maddow snipped the rant and ordered one more for the road. ” Set ’em up buttercup! ” She said while wagging her finger at my cohort, a busty blond that was quick to tell me she was happily married to her wife of four months and fifteen days. Brenda was excited that this marriage has outlasted her first by two months and twelve days. Hooray!

I interrupted the pairs of fixated eyes to ask Maddow why she didn’t believe Dr. Jackson. ” His credentials are unquestioned and he is no doubt apolitical so why, oh why would you think he lied about the president’s health? You do know that Trump has never smoked or had a drink of liquor, right? Might that not be a prime example for healthy living Miss Maddow?

” Listen up barkeep! I know crazy and that gold headed, woman hating, racist bastard is CRAZYYYYY! ” With that, the MSNBC personality stood on the barstool and waved her Superman glasses in circles above her crew cut and screamed in her most demonic, domineering voice ” Re-effing-sist people! Resistttttt! Dr. Jackemoff was paid by Not Hot Kelley-ass Ann-bitch! I got proof peoples! I got the goods on that wanna-be hot -scagbag Con-ass-way! I, I, I, I, I, I know the effing truth! Me! Me! Me! “

Rachel Maddow spun herself so hard that she screwed herself. Into the floor. ( That was me, Boo-ass Feeder, poking a little jab at the  insolent woman spinning on the tiles ). She stood up, ran her fingers through her hair then wiped a black goo on my chest and cried out again ” Me! Me! I was to be Chief of Staff in Hillary’s rainbow house. Me! And that rat bastard, homophobe Trump stole the election from my main-ass squeeze! Dump, dump, dump, Trump! “

What? Main squeeze? HC and RM? Now that makes sense! Maddow leads the resist! maniacs only to fulfill her dream of being a Chief of Staff for the country’s first female president. The self indulgence is of no surprise, sadly. I turned to ask her to expound on the “main squeeze” remark but she was gone. Apparently Brenda and Rachel went out the back door for some midnight delight.

I talked to Brenda a few days later. Sadly, she left her wife to be with Maddow but the “bespectacled beeatch”, as she put it, brushed her off like a bug in the night. Poor Brenda has taken a job at minimum wage where I found her, a cashier at Wally World where I was buying acetone to remove the black shoe polish stains on my once-favorite white Polo shirt.

 

 

 

 

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January 18, 2018 at 4:21 am

HAWAII MISSILE ALARM IS DONALD TRUMP’S FAULT! SAYS TULSI GABBARD??

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While enjoying a much needed vacation on Oprah’s dime (see note), I came upon two surfers on the beach. Much to my surprise it was, I believe, a young, popular congreswoman talking to a wiry, blond mop haired boy sitting on their boards animately talking away the sunset. At the mention of “bomb”, I tucked myself behind a palm tree to eavesdrop the conversation. And what I heard will ah-freaking-maze you!

Blond Boy yelled ” Oh snap congresswoman ma’am! I’m going to get fired for this, huh? Just when I put a iPhone 10 and a new PlayStation VR Skyrim on daddy’s card. He’s gonna go all savage on that shit. It’s so LIT! Am I getting axed miss congresswoman? Oh damn!”

Bikini Woman said “Stop calling me that! We don’t have to be gender specific anymore. Man! Woman! We are what we want to be not what society tells us to be! There is no “congresswoman” or “congressman”, we are “Congressperson” now” Calming herself down with a swig or three from the bottle of Facundo Bacardi Rum she had in her Chanel beach tote. she continued ” You, fired? No way will I let that happen to my best boy! Besides, it wasn’t your fault that alarm went off. So what if you butt dialed the “impending missile” button at the EMA? It wasn’t your fault cutie pie! Now come and give your bestie a wet one!”

BB –  Looking over at the woman some twenty year older than him, he ran his fingers through his wavy locks with anticipation. Then he pulled a cigar? and a Bic lighter out of his trunks, lit it and pulled in a twenty second drag, blew it out through a smile as wide as the ocean before them and said “Thank you! You ah blazin’! I could smash you right now bae! You are the goat!”

Every generation has their own speak so I had to look up the slang later. The first few were what I thought but “goat” had me stumped. I slapped my forehead hard when seeing Greatest Of All Time. Of course! What I suspected he really meant was “milf” but that might be “so five minutes ago” for Blondie.

BW said “C’mon Doggie! Why would anyone blame you for causing panic in the streets when we all know who did it? Donald Freaking Trump pushed that button! Put a button in front of that lunatic and he’ll pound it just to get ratings. He sent out that bomb alarm from his golf-freaking-cart in shithole Florida! You wait baby boy, that golden guffaw will hit his My Button is Bigger Than Yours button if we don’t get him out of the White House. NOW! And, speaking of big buttons, get down here and show me Yours big boy!”

As Blond Boy was undoing himself, Bikini Woman’s phone started chirping. She answered the call saying “What boy? Oh, him!. He’s Lulu’s nephew. She asked me to get him a job after he quit high school in October. Eighteen. I swear! I think. Anyway, who’s watching? Him? Naw. he’s catching waves down in Byron Bay. No worries hon. What did Pelosi say? Oh, right. I’m on it already. I’ve been saying that since my hunka hunka burning love planted his fine ass on the button. It’s Trump’s fault, that’s what we say no matter what, right? I mean really, how else we going to get Hills in the White House if we don’t keep the flames stoked against Trump. Our people will fall for Anything we tell them . I know, right! Now don’t bother me, I gotta catch me a wave. A blond one!”

Her toyboy was not up to the job though. The cigar was casting it’s drift my way and the smell was unmistakable. Completely buzzed by his big blunt, BM had left his congresshuman and fell on the beach closer to the Pacific. He had his finger in the air shouting to the moon “Trump did it! What I don’t know but he did it!” Turning back to the naked woman on the beach, he said “Right bae? Damn! You blaz…” then he drifted off and planted his face in the sand.

I left the two all alone, both passed out with the tide coming in. The thought of keeping them from being covered by the impending salt water came and went. Best to let Trump do it,

NOTE: Read previous post to see how Boo Feeder got paid

OPRAH WINFREY ANNOUNCES RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN NEAR NORTH SIDE CHICAGO!

 

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January 14, 2018 at 6:52 pm

BUT FOR A PIECE OF PAPER ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE AMERICAN CITIZENS, SO SAYS STENY HOYER

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In an incredible public display of President Trump’s cognitive art of the deal meeting in the White House cabinet room, Senator Steny Hoyer ( D-Md.) announced that but for a piece of paper all illegal aliens are Americans. Some six or seven hours after that statement, Boo Feeder found Hoyer in a bar in Annapolis, Maryland. Once Feeder determined that senator Hoyer had been sufficiently liberated by liquor he asked for this interview:

I slid next to the man in his dedicated private booth at the Sailor Sam Suds Inn and Pub in Annapolis and said “Mr. Hoyer, my name is Boo Feeder and would you please expound on your remark to Donald Trump that people like Garcia Zarate are Americans except for a piece of paper?

” Who the hell are you coming in my safe place? Bob Fido? Boob Eater? Get the hell out of here! What are you, some kind of deplorable? Melinda! Get this bastard out of here!” Hoyer was clearly one drink away from rehab but he did calm down when I explained that I was a Democrat and simply wanted to clarify his intelligence to the American people on my blog site. ( Hey, if CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC and  MSNBC can lie their way to more advertising dollars, so can I. ) With that, Steny Hoyer granted me a few minutes of his precious time.

” Oh, sorry Mr. Feeder. I thought you were some Fox News intern looking to make an idiot of a liberal minded, Very important man. Like that Jess Walters guy. Scumbag! What, what;s the question?” he said while throwing back a shot of Yamazaki then calling for Melinda to “Fuggit Mel, bring me the whole damn bottle” The barkeep reminded the whip that the bottle has a price tag of $140,000 but Hoyer rebuffed her with ” So what cutie pie? You know I can afford a hundred of them. And more! Bring it on! How ’bout you Fido? Wanna shot?”

I corrected the now slumbering senator that I am not a Jesse Watters wannabe and that my name is not Fido and no thanks to the whiskey that rivals the price of solid gold. To evoke a more pointed answer I asked ” how about Zarate, is he an American citizen?

” Karate? Hell yezz! If you have a black belt that’s as good as that stupid citizenship paper. You want to be an American, karate master or whatever, you are what you are. No cheap piece of paper needed!” Thank goodness the man has a chauffeur driven limousine waiting at the docks. At least he has enough sense not to drive after doing unlimited shots of fifty year old whiskey.

Needling the house whip, I got in one final dig. ” So Steny, did I tell you that I am a surgeon as well as a CPA and have a doctorate in journalism? No, I don’t have a nasty, funky old hunk of paper for any of those professions but so what? I want to be all of those things so there, voila! I can do your taxes while performing a lobotomy on you then write a best seller on your lofty life! Paper, who needs it?!”

Under the booth the good senator was snoring or sobbing, I couldn’t tell. His $140,000.00 bottle of whiskey had fallen over and was spilling its gold all over Hoyer’s diamond studded Tom Ford shoes and soaking his sleeves. I hoped, no, prayed, the Cle De Cartier watch o his wrist was waterproof.

Outside, I told his driver to be careful taking his boss home, that his flipping like a fish might catch the eye of an Anne Arundel County cop and pull his driver’s license for transporting a disorderly democrat. To that, Garcia Zarate  who was recently acquitted for the murder of Kate Steinle then found employment with Steny Hoyer said ” License? Ha! My boss says I don’t need no dumbass papers! Can’t take what I don’t got, hombre!”

Hoyer came staggering out of the bar then walked directly into the cold waters of Spa Creek. I was going to pull him out but, darn it, I don’t have a Lifesaver paper certificate. Lucky for him, Melinda dove in to pull Steny out. Holding him up, both drenched with icy water, she yelled ” Now Mister Hoyer, this is the LAST time I’m saving you! Now go get some paper and dry off!”

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January 10, 2018 at 6:55 pm